{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
{"fact":"A cat's normal pulse is 140-240 beats per minute, with an average of 195.","length":73}
{"fact":"On average, cats spend 2\/3 of every day sleeping. That means a nine-year-old cat has been awake for only three years of its life.","length":129}
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{"fact":"The first cat show was organized in 1871 in London. Cat shows later became a worldwide craze.","length":93}
{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
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Central Christian Church is a historic church at 2611 Wesley Street in Greenville, Texas.
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